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Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Eliminating Bad Vegetables From Masonic Dinners

6 comments:

  1. Now if we could only eliminate the bad chicken, the bad store-bought cookies, and the bad coffee.

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  2. I don't care...lima beans at a fish fry is just WRONG....very wrong!

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  3. Visit Vitruvian and you'll never have to eat such things.

    Well, maybe for Lodge of Instruction. But never any other time.

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  4. Green beans are wrong, morally and spiritually. There is nothing even the great Masonic order can do to correct that horrible plant. Sic semper tyrannis

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  5. The monster from "It Conquered the World!" (referenced in Zappa's "Cheepnis")

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  6. Proving that it is not Freemasonry that controls the world, but Masonic vegetables.

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