Popular Posts This Month
by Christopher Hodapp The Grand Lodge of Japan F&AM has just suspended recognition with the Most Worshipful Prince Hall Grand Lo...
by Christopher Hodapp UPDATE 5/21/20 at 6:25PM: THIS STORY HAS BEEN UPDATED TO REFLECT NEW INFORMATION. DRIVER WAS NOT ARRESTED AND C...
by Christopher Hodapp Masonic statues of Benjamin Franklin and George Washington in Philadelphia were vandalized this weekend during ...
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Weight Loss Motivation
So, I've picked up a few pounds from all of this typing and driving I've been doing. Nobody's fault but my own. No problem. I'll drop the pounds again when life gets back to normal - possibly the turn of the NEXT century. Anyhow, I've now been officially classified as "portly" by the sartorial industry. This goes along with my pre-existing dwarf stature.
I go hunting some new pants online, and enter the proper clothing size terminology "portly short" in Google. So what's the very first desciption that pops up on Google?
Swear to God.
It says, The Era of Vaudeville Volume 2.
Great. A little seltzer with your baggy pants and lo-carb diet, Mr. Arbuckle?