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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Weight Loss Motivation

So, I've picked up a few pounds from all of this typing and driving I've been doing. Nobody's fault but my own. No problem. I'll drop the pounds again when life gets back to normal - possibly the turn of the NEXT century. Anyhow, I've now been officially classified as "portly" by the sartorial industry. This goes along with my pre-existing dwarf stature.

I go hunting some new pants online, and enter the proper clothing size terminology "portly short" in Google. So what's the very first desciption that pops up on Google?

Swear to God.

It says, The Era of Vaudeville Volume 2.

Great. A little seltzer with your baggy pants and lo-carb diet, Mr. Arbuckle?


  1. Hey! You're in shape. Round is a shape!

  2. Well my son always says that he has met many of my friends and has yet to meet a thin mason!


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