Freemasons For Dummies: Spongebob Infiltrates a Lodge

Monday, February 23, 2009

Spongebob Infiltrates a Lodge

Spongebob fans take note. Check the latest episode in which Squidward joins a Cephalopod Lodge.

For those who haven't the vaguest notion of what I'm talking about, no, I am not speaking in tongues.

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Tom AccuostiTue Feb 24, 07:00:00 AM 2009
Our lodge has been having movie nights - a projection TV aimed at a convenient spot on the wall. The other night I took my daughter (Monty Python & the Holy Grail - more Masonic tie-ins right there), and we spotted a new member wearing a Spongebob tie.
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