June already? That means it's Goat Trauma Awareness Month once again.
"In order to promote widespread knowledge of the dangers of goat trauma, The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation has designated June as Goat Trauma Awareness Month. Throughout the month, the CGTF will sponsor programs across the country to teach people of all ages about the dangers of goat traumas."
Never turn your back on a goat. And always avoid petting zoos.
H/T to Jeff Naylor and Jonah Goldberg